triticale - the wheat / rye guy

Not A Spammer

I was checking the Milwaukee Library Countycat to see if they had Bill Whittle's book on order yet (they don't; I'll submit a request card) and happened to notice a listing for the poetry of Hernia Whittlebot, who, if she had a middle initial, would be a perfect spammer the likes of Reprinted J. Menorah and Heirloom K. Toothless who email me offers of Levely Clbeerities and Stupid Tenes.

I've also been getting spam from sources with tradition spammer names. Many are offering C1alis Soft Tabs, which seem like the last thing one would want, and one advertised weewee growth. Back when I had a weewee it hadn't occurred to me that I would want it to grow.