There is a place of worship in the Milwaukee area, one which might be St. Martin of Wittenberg in some other timetrack, which has the following sign out front:
THIS IS A CH__CH
WHAT"S MISSING?
U R
Someone obviously thought this was a clever play on letters, but, setting aside any issues of my own spriritual wellbeing or lack theereof, if my attendance is actually needed to turn the place into a church, they have serious problems.