January 18, 2005

New World's Champion

There are criminals who are just careless, like the ones who lock their keys in the getaway car, or write the stickup note on the back of something that identifies them.

Their are criminals who are just unlucky, like the would-be rapist who tried to drag the Illinois State Women's Full-contact Karate champion into an alley.

There are criminals who are too clever for their own good, like the burglars in northern Indiana who lured the local police away from their activities by setting off pipe bombs and brought the ATF down on themselves.

Nothing comes close to winning a million dollars on TV and thinking you could avoid paying taxes on it.

Posted by triticale at January 18, 2005 06:04 PM
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