April 05, 2006

Hey Y'all

Now that we know what these people are planning, arrangements must be made to welcome them. Pack some extra Co'Cola and some chicken. They won't want to share your beer, and they probably won't eat any barbacue pork even after you explain that it's been cooked long enough to kill whatever slop the hogs ate.

Most important of all, yoou will need to educate them regarding the details of the sport; the rules, the cars, and the drivers. Hopefully, their mullah will issue a fatwa regarding restrictor plates.

Posted by triticale at April 5, 2006 06:24 AM | TrackBack
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